YEMINSHI CHUMARO

the young star from D.B.N crew he promise to announce the release of his first studio album next week

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. “Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.” “Yes, sir!” – answers Akpos. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: ”So, Akpos, how was your day?” Akpos told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol.” “Well-done, and the second one?” – asks the doctor. “The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir.” – says Akpos. “Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor. “Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For 5 years I have nt seen any man!” “Holy Cow, And Akpos, what did you do?” –asks

Hehehehe!! something for Sunday laugh.. How many of you experienced this?? Don’t lie

AWWW!! The little girl is so adorable and that dress is so cute. *clears throat* erm. Is there anything else you notice in the picture?

A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming and this happened: GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled “DADDY IS AT HOME?” by Ngozi Okafor BOY: No, I want that your hymn book called “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?” GIRL: I don’t have that one but maybe you should take the other one titled “UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Chimamanda Adichie BOY: Fine, but don’t forget to bring ” IN 5 MINUTES” written by James McClurkin, while coming GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled”I WON’T LET YOU DOWN” by Chinua Achebe Then; DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent DAD: If that is d case, let me contribute to his knowledge. Give him my novel I put on the table titled “I GET BRAIN” by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dining table titled “DIE IF YOU STEP OUT” by Wole Soyinka GIRL: Thank you Dad She then picks her phone and calls her boyfriend GIRL: Hello, I forgot to tell u that

LOLS

Lol..Abi the Akara seller no make sense?

You know it’s nothing but love that’ll make a groom put on his bride’s wedding gown and accessories and lets his wife wear his suit… if it’s not jazz, then it is love… just saying. or what do you think guys?