Akpos, The 3 Patients And The Doctor

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
“Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow.
I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” – answers Akpos.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
”So, Akpos, how was your day?”
Akpos told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol.”
“Well-done, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir.” – says Akpos.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered.
Like a flame, she undressed, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table.
She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For 5 years I have nt seen any man!”
“Holy Cow, And Akpos, what did you do?” –asks the doctor.
Akpos Said “I put eyes drops in her eyes.” !!!